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27Sep/103:01 PM

DeGayed Be Gone

I felt like Chuck Connors in that old tv show Branded. They jumped me while I was sitting at the bar, dragged me outside into the alley behind The Gay Bar and proceeded to rip all of the designer labels off my clothing, They said they wanted to remove everything on me that said “Gay”.

Once I was stripped of everything Gay, they told me to never come back to that Gay Bar nor to any Gay Bar or any Gay function or event. I was told that my best bet was to marry a fat woman and have some ugly fat kids and then wait around to die, like all of the other boring loser Heteros.

I feel like I've been Kicked Off of Gay Island and I can't go back.

It's not fair. Sure, I'm older now but, everybody gets older. I'm still in shape, I work out. I'm not as skinny as I was when I was 20 but, I'm not THAT fat. And, what man doesn't loose a little hair as he gets older?

But, since I'm over thirty and a little heavier, they said that was reason enough to kick me out of Gay.

It's not fair.

27Sep/103:20 PM

They DeGayed Neil Patrick Harris!

Can you believe that they won't even let Neil Patrick Harris back into Gay because he's over 30?

I mean, is Neal Patrick Harris too old and too fat to be Gay?

Not only was Neil Patrick Harris DeGayed, they also DeGayed Bradford Shellhammer, Graham Norton, Rupert Everett , Abraham Lincoln and The Entire City of San Francisco.

27Sep/103:27 PM

The Predators Have Been DeGayed

Those Wacko Guys at The Bitchless Blog claim that The Predators were Gay because no one had ever seen any of them with any women. And, because the Predators look Too Musto, The Bitchless Blog was kicking the Predators out of Gay.

28Sep/106:01 AM

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19Oct/103:14 AM

The Prisoner of Hetero Hell

Being DeGayed is like being The Prisoner. Every time I try to get back onto Gay Island, they keep kicking me back down to this Hetero Hell of Fat Women and Cookie Cutter "Levit Town" houses.